Friday, January 18, 2008

I think they are trying to take over. I know they have nice little stitched smiles on their faces, but I really believe stuffed animals are trying to take over my house. It is as if they know that I do not like them. It is bad enough that they multiply like rabbits, but now they have started taunting me. Last night I was sleeping in Ronsi's bed (don't ask--the girls took over my bed)...Anyway, I am in sweet sleep la-la land and I hear a voice. It just keeps saying the same thing in a high pitched annoying voice over and over again. It was haunting me: "This is Cheer Bear. How about a hug?", and again "This is Cheer Bear. I want to play with you". Well, Cheer Bear, I DO NOT want to give you a hug and I DO NOT want to play with you--I want to sleep and I want you to leave me alone. And just so you know if I have to use force and rip out your battery or rip off your head--I will. Don't fall for their tricks--Beware of the Bear!

Here are some of their latest enlistments just since Christmas...

5 comments:

Full of JOY said...

might i add, that one in the middle is just STUNNING!!

Chuck said...

Hilarious! I must admit that in the past I would buy my friends' kids stuffed animals, but even I got sick of seeing so many of them around all the time!

Amy said...

I dislike stuffed animals too. What happened to you in the middle of the night is my worst fear...

I am always afraid one of Silas' toys will go off and freak me out..

Anonymous said...

This is so funny! It made my whole day. I am a little concerned about your intense desire to maim Cheer bear though. Why the HATE??? I think you might need therapy! Becky
PS How can I not be anonymous?

Tara said...

Umm, yeah, a few weeks ago I went tearing through the kids rooms stuffing every stuffed animal (including those zillions of Care Bears I longed for in another time and place called PA) into a trash bag like the crazed mom I can sometimes be. That bag is now in the depths of Rory's huge closet, not to be seen by the wee ones until my sanity has returned...